Birdy. 23. Carbon-based funeral director lady leading a juicy, sparkly, noisy life. Unapologetic feminist nerd with a lot of opinions. Sometimes I jump train tracks and leap with abandon into the ocean at two in the morning. (But mostly I write fics and make fanmixes.)

how strange.

you ever get sad because you think about all the awesome things young girls are doing and realize that if you had known that young girls can do amazing things who knows what kinds of cool and amazing shit you would have done in high school?









Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”



#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

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#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones


Love Food? This blog is for you.

Love Food? This blog is for you.

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

team-cky:

Ron Swanson quotes as motivational posters
Part two

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