you ever get sad because you think about all the awesome things young girls are doing and realize that if you had known that young girls can do amazing things who knows what kinds of cool and amazing shit you would have done in high school?
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.
No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!
your beard is the night that poets write about
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog